They have earned millions of dollars for their sponsors.
They have both been called crazy.
Some people laugh at them.
Some people think they say outrageous things.
They both need medicine.
They have both allegedly assaulted spouses. Dooce allegedly threw a gallon of milk at her court jester, Jon Armstrong, but he forgave her the minute she placed a new Apple gadget in his eager hands.
Charlie Sheen allegedly put a knife to his spouse's throat. I don't know if she has forgiven him for his alleged act or not.
and at the end of the day....
I think you know what I am going to say, don't you?
They both are more awesome than you could ever hope to be.
(and they have tiger blood).