Greetings, loved ones.
It has been a long time.
Since we last spoke, this humble housewife has become an empire. Soon Oprah will be jealous of her, if nothing else, because Dooce is so thin.
She has produced a child through the miracle of natural childbirth.
She has interfaced with a television company.
She now lives in a mansion that is fit for a Queen--which she is! and her employees, who she lovingly refers to as family.
She has photoshopped 5,884 pictures.
I knew it all along, folks. I can only stand by with awe as my dreams for her come true.
Her daughter now runs from the room when Dooce takes out the camera.
Yes, it has been an amazing journey, and as Frank Sinatra sang, "The Best Is Yet To Come."
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